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HEART BEETS ZINE

OUR OFFICIAL SEMI-REGULAR ZINE - FOR ALL THE LATEST AND GREATEST (PLUS SNEAK PREVIEWS, SHORT STORIES, INTERVIEWS, AND MORE!)

Heart Beets

START SPREADIN’ THE NEWS.

The Intergalactic Beets Project is proud to announce the publication of our official, semi-regular Zine: Heart Beets. As communication channels grow tighter, we must spread the word about the tastiest of intergalactic beats. New issues of Heart Beets are a staple of our Exhibitions and feature artist interviews, behind-the-scenes action, up-to-date histories on classic albums, discount coupons, local artist spotlights, and more!

Join us at our next Exhibition to pick up the latest issue or copies of back issues!

Heart Beets Zine ISSUE #12ISSUE #12

Heart Beets Zine ISSUE #12

September 2026

Join the cast and crew of Intergalactic Beets Live! for an adventure that is out of this world!

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Heart Beets Zine ISSUE #11

June 2026

Phase 4 swing for the fences (three times), The Swamp King Jam check-in, but they cannot seem to check out, and luchadores fight it out in old Mexico for supremacy and sainthood.

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Heart Beets Zine ISSUE #10

April 2026

The fifth anniversary of Pizza Bear's debut "30 Minutes or Less" is marked with a remastered version of the album and an oral history from the bear himself; Alazzaar the First succumbs to immortality; and we gleam the cube with a ghost and his parking lot antics.

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Heart Beets Zine ISSUE #9

November 2025

The members of Switch/Bored receive a heavy dose of reality during a creative funk, Computer Club traps us inside the Mainframe, and the Wandering Mother treats us to an epic tale of nature versus man.

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Heart Beets Zine ISSUE #8

October 2025

The sonic altruists of Funeral for a Vampire battle the evil Count Vrykola while Prickley Pete takes us on a journey out West, and we provide updates on the state of the IBP.

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Heart Beets Zine ISSUE #7

June 2025

Jump To Oblivion takes us through the looking glass, while Dog Fight takes to the skies with their debut album, and bees inspire Med Evil.

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Heart Beets Zine ISSUE #6

October 2024

The King is dead. Long live Vlad Voivode! Plus, Illusion & Disbelief protect their drummer, and Exoskeleton gets inspired.

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Heart Beets Zine ISSUE #5

December 2021

What is the true story of Sad Dog? And how does The Martian Transit Authority factor into this tale of betrayal and beats?

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Heart Beets Zine ISSUE #4

November 2021

Honey Bear has been crowned as the new Queen of Beats, and Catalytic hits us with their trippy descent into happiness.

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Heart Beets Zine ISSUE #3

October 2021

Ghost Town is back with a new album after a protracted séance, and we dish out the best brownies/cookies in the universe.

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Heart Beets Zine ISSUE #2

September 2021

Lord Prosect just released a single! Run to the hills, or grab some headphones? Plus the original short story that inspired The Riders ov Amalon's HEX.

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Heart Beets Zine ISSUE #1

August 2021

An interview with Pizza Bear kicks off our inaugural issue! Plus Decoder Corner, Beat of the Month, and more!