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Kaleidoscope — view 1

Art Prints

Kaleidoscope

$20.00

TypeArchival Photo Print
Size12 x 12 in (30.48 x 30.48 cm)
MaterialE-Surface

Description

Count Olympus, after shedding the gender-specific countess, dedicated her life to uncovering ancient civilizations and returning lost artifacts to the rightful creatures of the universe. One such discovery was the now-famous Ruins of Kaleidoscope, a galactic outpost that dated back nearly 6,000 years and had been founded by Earthlings known as “Romans.” Their eclectic style and dress led to much confusion. Had these ancient peoples mastered the art of space flight long before the rest of the universe? And why were some covered in fur, and others scales, or even thick hide? There was no clear answer. The Count’s band of stoic archaeologists took their findings, including strange wax pressings, and miraculously translated everything into a series of spoken word poetry and song, providing the most well-known historical album the universe has ever heard. The ancestors of the strange society were more than happy to reclaim their cultural icons but…

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*All prints are made to order and shipped directly to you! This is not a real vinyl album.

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