Art Prints
GNORTS!
$20.00
Description
On July 20, 1969, Earthlings Neil Armstrong and Edwin Eugene Aldrin Jr. became the first of their kind to set foot on the barren wasteland of their nearest moon (nicknamed: Moon). While the planet cheered (close to three-quarters of a billion creatures tuned in from Earth, via the Milky Way Galaxy), the Universe laughed. For nearly a billion years, Earth had been a dumping ground for toxic runoff and, at one point, a penal colony for the most egregious convicts. After a jettisoned nuclear fuel canister accidentally missed its intended target, it exploded with such force that a chunk of the terrain was dislodged and entered orbit, becoming a celestial body caught in Earth's magnetic field. Slowly, what little life remained died off without an atmosphere, replaced by cold, gray dust. So, dear Audionauts, when Mr. Armstrong and Mr. Aldrin finally "conquered" the Moon for their species, the rest of…
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