Ferroflu

Description

Science is a curious thing. On one hand, you have intergalactic travel, power sources creatures never would have dreamed of, and advances that would make even the most skeptical of Yurzinbbals become true believers. On the other hand, unfortunately, you have the eggheads of Kokimi Industries Conglomerated. Not satisfied with the current strain of influenza (an infectious disease caused by various deadly viruses), their marketing, research, and development teams set out to create the "ultimate flu," capable of causing a massive shift in medical needs (and, by extension, stock prices). Thus, ferroflu was born. Not only was it resistant to most medicines and interventions, but its symptoms could also only be abated by a product created and manufactured by, you guessed it, Kokimi Industries Conglomerated. With ferroflu running rampant, ravaging creatures with symptoms such as inverted pelvis, cochlear blindness, mucus mortis, and, of course, spontaneous combustion (that one was especially…