The Intergalactic Beets Project
AUDIO_SYNTHESIS_ENGINE
> INITIALIZING AUDIO_ENGINE v3.7...
> MOUNTING VINYL_FILESYSTEM...
> SCANNING MUSIC_DATABASE...
> CALIBRATING PHOSPHOR_DISPLAY...
> SYNCING PLAYLIST_CACHE...
> INITIALIZING WAVEFORM_GENERATOR...
> LOADING GENRE_CLASSIFIER...
> MOUNTING STREAMING_PROTOCOLS...
> BOOT SEQUENCE COMPLETE.
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H.O.S.T.

$20.00

TypeArchival Photo Print
Size12 x 12 in (30.48 x 30.48 cm)
MaterialE-Surface

Description

The parasitic, invasive spore known as Aethelthryth III lived under the shadows of their forbearers Aethelthryth I and Aethelthryth II, both megastars in their own right, but where A-I and A-II had the advantage of having spawned in the vessel of two already talented musicians, it was A-III who was birthed in the unsuspecting body of an astronaut who had already filed for retirement. With resources mostly drained from the flesh, A-III needed to work quickly. Rather than manipulate the aging astronaut, attempt to learn how to play music, and make strides to complete an album, A-III made their appearance during the astronaut's retirement photoshoot, exploding forth from his neck and offering a terrifying, thorny smile that, while attempting to appear friendly, caused an undeniable panic. With the astronaut dead but A-III very much alive, they used their leafy appendages to puppeteer the astronaut to the nearest LibroTron to begin…

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*All prints are made to order and shipped directly to you! This is not a real vinyl album.

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