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B.E.A.R. (Pizza Bear)

$20.00

TypeUnisex Premium T-Shirt
SizeS–2XL
MaterialBella + Canvas 3001
ColorBlack

Description

Drugs. Powerful, delicious drugs. The good kind, we mean. The life-saving, medically necessary ones. Not those evil ones that will make you see the Universe in a day and stretch time and space to their zenith, only to transport you to the end of an alley, your head between your hooves, retching with the might of a zuurlix in heat. Those types were reserved for the wicked, those led astray from society, with nothing but bad memories and usually a worse father figure. Pizza Bear never knew his parents, for they had passed away during a carjacking, which not only ruined the fine leather seats but also the trajectory of their son. Taken in by his Uncle and living in a basement apartment beneath his pawn shop, Pizza Bear saw all too well the effects of drugs on his community. After hitting a grand slam with Grizzly Bear, Pizza Bear…

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