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Dog Fight — Cassette — view 1

Cassette

Dog Fight — Cassette

$7.99

ArtistDog Fight
TypeAudio Cassette Tape
Length31:16
MaterialPlastic

Track List

Side A

  1. 1Good Girl!3:37
  2. 2The Propeller Song3:46
  3. 3RUFF4:49
  4. 4Look Out Below3:46

Side B

  1. 1Maxim2:29
  2. 2Bricks, Grenades, Whatever!3:31
  3. 3An Incident on the Western Front3:45
  4. 4Daisy5:29

Description

It was the bark heard round the Universe. The inhabitants of Orbis Canum were a peaceful bunch: four-legged, furry, mostly cute. While they had accomplished much in their planet’s history, it was their lack of opposable thumbs that limited their opportunities for advancement. In no way primitive, the Caeruleum had developed simplistic ways to fight, mainly with their teeth (and sometimes their cavernous, echoing shouting known as “barking”). This left the populace each with a mouth capable of smiling and a death grip nearly unmatched. However, when the people of Germaniae invaded Orbis Canum, they did so with advanced weaponry, like coil accelerators, capable of delivering devastating rounds that would pulverize even the strongest of Caeruleum. To the rescue came the Sopwith. They had signed a treaty with Orbis Canum some decades past to provide protection in exchange for work offworld, which would benefit both planets. Armed with propeller-powered crafts,…

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